HEY. HEY. You know what you guys want? You guys want to buy a commission. You want to buy a commission today. AND LUCKY FOR YOU, I KNOW A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME THINGS FOR RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP.

Exhibit 1: Brandy!

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WHEN I SAID I WAS TAKING SWAHILI, PEOPLE TRIED TO TELL ME IT WOULDN'T BE USEFUL. THEY TRIED TO TELL ME I WOULD NEVER USE IT IN PORTLAND.

WELL TODAY I HAD A CUSTOMER FROM TANZANIA. FUCK YES I DID. YOU BELIEVE IT.

I said to him, I said, "Asante!" as he took his stuff, and he kind of smiled a little. I consider that a success.

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